Patreon and On

With my usual uncanny senses of flair and timing, the Dork Tower Patreon launches Monday.

(Waits for audience to stop laughing).

(Waits some more).

(Waits just a bit longer).

Yes, yes, yes. I know.

Why Patreon?

And why now?

Here’s the thing: a few years ago, I realized that Dork Tower had become a hobby, to me.

Between my illustration gigs, and becoming a dad, and needing to spend more time with family, and some Big Things life threw at us, I stopped publishing the comic books and collections, to spend more time with my family.

​The magazines that had once run the strips have also died off. And what had once been a job was now something I only got around to, when I had a few spare moments.

In short, a hobby.

With  Dork Tower’s 20th anniversary, I want to turn that around.

The comics have been appearing more-or-less weekly at So have the blogs. And while I’d love to post five strips a week, even getting two up, on a regular basis, would be a great start.

This means giving up some of the other work. NO, NOT “MUNCHKIN.” What? Do I look like a silly person? But I would love to get Dork Tower back to the point where I’m giving it as much time as I do Munchkin, were it was ten years ago.

The goals of the Dork Tower Patreon are:

  • Allowing me the time to create and post comics on a regular basis.
  • Allowing me the time to create a backlog of strips.
  • Paying guest artists, those times when I do need a break, so there’s no interruption in the schedule.
  • Allowing me the time to finally collect the web strips into more volumes, and even creating all-new long-form Dork Tower stories and trade paperbacks.
  • Letting me drop some other gigs, and give Dork Tower equal time to Munchkin, again.

​Honestly, my readers are AMAZING, and I feel incredibly privileged. You don’t have to do a darn thing to keep me feeling that way about you all. I realize money is tight all around, and I do appreciate anything and everything you guys do to help, even if it’s simply some kind words every now and then.

​With the help of fulfillment guru David Michael, he of “Insane Charity Bike Ride Goodies” fame, I’ve structured the levels so to a point where I hope there are some sweet rewards for those kind and able enough to back this venture.

The Dork Tower Patreon is the second of three steps on the road to the 20th anniversary. The first was the redesign and relaunch of the Dork Store, while the third is a Kickstarter for a new collection, along with a re-release of the old collections in a nicer format. That part’s coming soon.

Of course, last week Patreon changed its fee structure, without consulting anyone. Instead of the majority of their fees coming from the creators, they now come from the patrons themselves.

While a $.35 charge per transaction on top of a 2.9% fee, might not seem like a lot, it adds up, hurting small donors the most.

If you support an artist, for example, at $10 a month, you’d now paying be $10.54.

This doesn’t seem unreasonable, does it? However, if you spread your donation around, and tried to support 10 artists at $1 each (as many do), you’d be charged that $.35 ten times, and end up paying $13.79 – nearly a 40% increase.

In Social Media circles, this turned out about as well as you might imagine. Many creators were left unsure about their future with Patreon, and saw dozens of their small donors leave (apologetically, in nearly all cases).

In all honesty, the Dork Tower Patreon – I had hoped – would live or die on the small donors: the micropayments from members of the Army of Dorkness. And for a while, I considered cancelling the drive entirely.

I used to joke that I was waiting until people ran out of money, before launching my own Patreon or Kickstarter. HEY, PRESTO, here we are!

Fretting about this on Twitter, many of you said you’d stick with Patreon anyway, and I decided that – as so much work had already gone into the drive – that we’d launch.

With Patreon’s new fees, I bumped up all pledge levels to the next one’s planned reward, to try and offset this. Hence, what you’re getting at the $1 level (now close to $1.40, with fees) was planned for the $2 level, and so on. Then I added some signed comics and stuff to the top ($20) level.

Anyway, thanks to the help of fulfillment guru David Michael, he of “Insane Charity Bike Ride Goodies” fame, I’ve structured the levels so to a point where I hope there are some sweet rewards for those kind and able enough to back this venture.

Anyway, here we are.

If you’d like to support Dork Tower, and have the means, there’s now the store, and the Patreon.

But as I said – even just spreading the word helps. Or maybe giving a nice review of some stuff you’ve enjoyed of mine, on Amazon.

Bottom line: you all rock, and I am so grateful to have such wonderful friends and readers.

Thank you once again for everything.



Hey, gang!

With the 20th Anniversary of Dork Tower just a few weeks away, the NEW and IMPROVED Dork Store – the first of three projects over the next few weeks – is ready to launch!

The old Society 6 store will remain, for now, but the official Dork Store itself will try and be better focussed, with cooler items we just wouldn’t be able to offer elsewhere.

For example, right now, the Dork Store has:

And there’s a lot more coming!

For the launch, Store Guru David has suggested the following promotions – and I agreed:

  1. Any order placed in December will receive a signed 4×6 version of the 20th anniversary print. No need to do anything—all customers will receive this!
  2. Any order of 2 or more books in December will receive a random signed single issue of Dork Tower. No need to do anything—all orders of 2 or more books will receive this!
  3. Buy $100 or more during the first week the store is open and use code DSWEEK1 to receive 15% off your total order! Ends December 10 at midnight! And don’t worry—you still get the print!

Here’s the 20th anniversary print, by the way:

You will note is also the cover of the VERY COOL, very geeky DORK TOWER 2018-2019 calendar! (And every year we will be working to make it DORKIER STILL!)

Signed books and prints are available now, but original art and signed games should soon be available. We’ll also be working with Pegasus Games (for ALL the signed games), and Offworld Design (for t-shirts, etc.) in the upcoming weeks, adding new stuff all the time. When I have time for commissions (I do not, at the moment), that will also be available, here.

Anyway, PART TWO of the 20th Anniversary is basically trying to get more strips up! Because what’s the point of an online store if there’s no new content drawing people to the site? I mean, really, now!

What’s Part Three?

You’ll see next week

Your pal John



Updates! We gots Updates!


I’m rushing to catch a plane to London (wheeeee!), but here are some quick updates:

  • I shall be at London’s Dragonmeet this Saturday (Dec. 1), which will mark my first signing of the new EXIT PURSUED BY A MUSKRAT cards. My booth times are 11 am and 3 pm. Be kind to my jetlagged self.

  • Life got busy this week, because a giant, huge, +10 to Monster announcement dropped: CMON AND STEVE JACKSON GAMES PARTNER FOR MUNCHKIN BOARD GAMES (their all-caps, not mine. But still…wow-eee!) This is big, big, big, and I shall be working closely with my pals at CMON on the art side of things. I believe (but don’t quote me – look it up) MUNCHKIN ARCADIA QUEST is first up!



  • All INSANE CHARITY BIKE RIDE goodies are finished and at the printers. Possibly even returning home to me. There is still chance that we can get stuff to folks before Christmas. No promises, but if it happens, I demand a DORK TOWER CHRISTMAS SPECIAL!


  • Regardless, this will be by far the quickest we’ve ever gotten the goodies out. HUGE thanks to David Michael and Alex Aulisi for the help!



  • There are lots of typos in this. I’m rushing to a plane. Thanks for looking past them.